Christian had me rolling tonight with something he said so I thought I would share some of his wisdom with everyone.
Christian: Mom when are you going to have another baby?
Me: Eventually.
Christian: Are you going to get married again?
Me: No I'm already married.
Christian: But you have to get married again to have a baby.
Me: No I don't I'm already married to Daddy.
Christian: But how are you going to have a baby when your not wearing your wedding clothes?????
I truly love this boy. Here's another one.
Curtis: Christian you need to eat boy you look anorexic!!
Christian: Hey I'm not a dinosaur!!!!
This one he asks a lot and I've learned to just say yes.
Christian: Is today tomorrow?
Me: huh???
Christian: Is today tomorrow???
Me: Yep today is tomorrow and tomorrow is tomorrow.
Christian: OK!
Piper has some great ones too but there is one in particular she says that can get anyone laughing. This is all thanks to her brothers.
Piper: Mommy my balls hurt!
Me: Piper you don't have balls.
Piper: But my balls hurt (as she grabs the front of her diaper)
My life was so dull before these 3 wonderful creatures joined us. I love my kids!!
i just DIED laughing!!! first things first- christian being a dinosaur is hilarious but then it was topped with piper saying her balls hurt! shes so not a girly girl in the making!
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